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  • kirupa
    08-18 08:27 PM
    Are you referring to Windows Phone applications? If so, there is no way to do that outside of emulating it on your own. You can download the sample project and watch the video here on a way of doing that yourself though: http://channel9.msdn.com/posts/Jaime+Rodriguez/Windows-Phone-Design-Days-Blend/

    :)





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  • upuaut
    09-10 08:29 AM
    I always have to switch between forward and a left or right perspective in order to do that. Even then it's hard to get it just right.

    (but isn't it so much easier than version 1.0 where you had to create invisible mirror objects in order to pivot off center? :) )





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  • ABC of GC
    04-03 01:50 PM
    Thank you,





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  • user1205
    08-20 06:00 PM
    There were different bills the took on CIR. A new one will be introduced in the Senate in September it seems. I think the article is talking about CIR in general.



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  • rajs
    03-17 08:46 PM
    cheaper than the life long of question
    what if i had done it
    ALL THE BEST





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  • ndbhatt
    11-15 11:03 AM
    I got this email today for Drew Seman. Helping pro-immigrant initiative would definitely help us. Please support by signing the petition.

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    "You can't deny that this is the politics of fear" - Fox News

    "New Tancredo ad a sad case of fear-mongering" - Denver Post
    "Tancredo ad plays fear card" - USA Today
    Tancredo's Presidential Campaign plans to run the ad in Iowa. His demagoguery will not get him votes, but it will spread fear and misinformation that hurts the prospects of reform for all immigrants. That's why we need to make sure his ad doesn't make it to Iowa.

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    We're not going to stop the ad by attacking Tancredo, but we can ask local network affiliates in Iowa not to run it. Sign the petition now at http://www.immigrantslist.org/tancredo .

    After you sign the petition, forward this to your friends & family. We need to get 1,000 signatures on the petition now!

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  • shreekhand
    06-12 11:47 AM
    Absolutely no problem. (assuming you visit is not very long - greater than six months and your GC gets approved as soon as you leave).

    You can return using your AP as some suggest. Be mindful not to show any non-immigrant visa ( H1, L1, B1 etc.) as that might be construed as abandoning LPR status. If you do not have a GC, some have been given deferred inspection (to prove your status in a local USCIS office at a later date). Another option is for someone to collect your GC and mail it with a reliable service abroad (FedEX etc.) - in anticipation of some disagreement, this is perfectly legal - it is not a passport and is a entry document not a departure doc.





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  • FinalGC
    06-18 02:31 PM
    Caution for all employees working for illegal employers, who support phoney payroll disbursements back to the people, fund tax payments.


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    Indians held in U.S.; immigration racket busted

    Washington: With the arrest of seven Indians, U.S. authorities have claimed to have busted an immigration racket run by an information technology company owner who charged tens of thousands of dollars from expatriates by fraudulently sponsoring their H-1B work visas.

    Nilesh Dasondi, 41, was arrested last week on multiple counts of visa fraud involving Cygate Software and Consulting Inc. which run offices in India and Canada.

    A naturalised U.S. citizen, Dasondi, also a member of the Edison township board in New Jersey, was released after posting a $8,00,000 bail but he must remain under home confinement with electronic monitoring.

    According to court papers cited in Newsday daily, Dasondi is accused of filing federal work visa and immigration documents for six people who did not work for his company between 2003 and 2007, the authorities said.

    All the six have been arrested. In exchange, they made payments of more than $8,50,000.

    The money was used to support phoney payroll disbursements back to the people, fund tax payments and, in some cases, pay for health insurance, authorities said. Dasondi, however, kept for himself the remainder of the cash after the so-called �running the payroll� scheme. Three bank accounts in the name of Cygate were seized. A fourth account in the name of another company Dasondi controlled was also frozen.

    Among those arrested were Kishor Parikh (42), Devang Patel (31) and Chetan Trivedi (40). � PTI



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  • karan2004m
    10-26 02:07 PM
    Is anyone in same BOAT?
    I got EAD cards at my new address, but no FP notice yet. Have I missed that or USCIS might not have sent it yet?
    How can i check, Can i check the status online for FP ?
    Is there any way ?





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  • rkumar28
    02-18 11:48 AM
    Attorneys....

    I have an approved I-140 and have applied for the I-485 in August 2007 and got my and my wife’s EAD and AP in October 2007, which we are periodically renewing. I am the primary applicant in the GC application.

    The company which sponsored my GC is a small Information Technology firm.

    I am currently working fulltime with another company using my EAD. I came to know that my previous company who sponsored my green card is not doing well.

    My question is:

    1) What happens to my Green Card application if my GC sponsored company shutsdown or file for bankruptcy?

    2) Since I am working on EAD, what will be my status, if my GC sponsored company shuts down or file for bankruptcy?

    3) What happens to my GC application?



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  • DSLStart
    10-20 11:20 AM
    I doubt if immigration would be on his plate for next 8-10 months because of economic downturn. His administration would be busy focusing on taxes, banking reforms, health care, pulling out of Iraq etc. If recession goes away quickly than hoped only then we can expect something about it...

    With just 14 days left, it is getting more and more clear tht Obama is going to be the president of the US for atleat next 4 yrs, unless some miracle change the race in coming days. And Projected Senate looks like, democrats will have 60 or almost there which is required to bypass a filibuster and Dems would be incresing their lead in House.
    Dont we have to strt sending emails to Obama,Pelosi and Reid after Nov 4th.





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  • hopelessGC
    11-05 01:39 PM
    Thanks :)



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  • Abhinaym
    09-14 02:36 PM
    I came across a posting today for a local contract position, which was a good match for my profile. But when I sent my resume in, the vendor said we cannot proceed because the end client asked for either citizens or GCs. I thought it was strange, because it is a contract requirement, not fulltime. This is the first time that I have encountered someone requiring a GC for a contract posiiton. Further, this is not a defence or state department kind of deal where you'd need citizens. I would understand if they said 'citizens only', but GC or citizen does strike me as unconventional.

    Can someone please advise if this is allowed by law?





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  • Lisap
    08-25 12:03 PM
    Thank you- I am still trying to figure out what all the terms are.... I appreciate your response!



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  • man-woman-and-gc
    08-18 11:42 AM
    Hello,

    My employer will be filing for my greencard (labour certification) within the next 2-3 months. I have a valid H1 B visa expiring next year. I was wondering if it is legal to travel outside the country at this stage ?

    Any advice would be appreciated.

    Thank you.

    You should be good to travel as long as u have a valid H1-b for ur return trip.





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  • tabletpc
    11-27 09:44 AM
    Guys i have few questions and would really apprecite if you could help me the best of your knowledge.

    1. I saw my 3 years extension of h1b has been approved. I am now thinking of going for stamping. Earlier i had been to canada for stamping as at that time getting appointment at indian consualte was difficult. How soon can i get at chennai consualte?? I heard for NRI's they give diferent priority ..is it true..???
    Whats the website to schedule the appointment at indian consulate..???Is it dizyy to get stamping in chenna..???I have a US MS degree in CS.

    2. My online status says H1B is approved and aproval notice sent. I shoudl also get an new I94 right..???there were few conserns for my attorney when we filed application..so want to make sure everything is proper before i start thinking of next step..(stamping and all).

    I would really apprecite if you get share your views on my concern.

    Thanks ina dvance...



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  • jim
    06-25 04:24 PM
    did you get any RFE before approval.





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  • jv101
    02-10 01:17 PM
    Hi All,
    My online status for I-140 petition comes up with this weird status.

    Your Current Case Status for Form I140, IMMIGRANT PETITION FOR ALIEN WORKER
    Current Status: Document mailed to applicant.

    On Feburary 7th, 2011 we mailed the document to the address we have on file. You should receive the new document within 30 days. If you do not, or if you move before you get it, call customer service.



    Any idea what this could be?
    Please share your thoughts.

    Thanks in advance!!
    JV





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  • lostinbeta
    10-02 03:12 AM
    Just too cool.....tooooooooooo cool(-: (yes, too cool for the normal smiley)





    aug2007
    03-22 01:03 PM
    While working for Company A, I took LC substitute (may 2007 as a future employer) for Compnay B and filed concurrent 140/485 in July 2007 fiasco (India EB3 PD Oct 2004). Later in Feb 08, I've joined Company B with H1 transfer while 140 & 485 were pending (for me and my spouse). I've not filed H4 ext for my wife thru company B as we both had VISA stamping from Company A till 4 Apr 09. I94 also has the same dates.

    My H1 with company B got approved early this month (Took 12+ months after one RFE was answered in Oct 08). New H1 and I94 on Approved 797 has the date till 02 Oct 2010 (6 yrs from the first H1 start date). The I94 card number is not same as my previous I94 card. 140 got approved in Oct 08. I've valid EAD (renewed once) but never used it.

    I'm curently on H1 and my wife is on H4. My wife's EAD is expired and I'm in the process of renewing it. My wife's H4 & I94 is expiring on 4 Apr 09 and I've not filed for H4 extn.

    1. Do I need to file H4 extn? Or will my wife's status changes to AOS when the H4 & I94 expires? Will my status also have to change from H1 to AOS inorder for my wife's status to change to AOS?
    2. If my wife can change to AOS while I'm on H1, can she start using EAD and I continue to be on H1?
    3. If I'm on H1 and loose the job then I'll have to go back to India. But if I change my status to AOS/EAD then I can stay in US waiting for the next job. If I loose the job, can I change to EAD (after losing the job) or should it be done while I've job in hand?
    4. If I switch to EAD and have some issue with 485 processing, can I switch back to H1 (Provided I'm still with the same employer and my H1 is valid)? What happens to my wife's staus in this case?

    Thanks in advance for your guidance.





    bang
    06-10 08:09 AM
    Just hold on to those papers and make them available when they travel back in future.
    Their Visa will not get cancelled, i have seen people coming back second time after just rejection. But ensure they leave the country ASAP



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