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  • sunny1000
    01-20 12:27 AM
    funny how this univ is not in the .edu domain which should ring alarm bells for whoever is thinking of enrolling. Their website looks more like a family business....





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  • cr125rider
    04-16 01:48 AM
    Whew, I thought the logo was best too, good thing I saved it as a different psd. Modding now...
    DONE:





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  • uimv
    05-31 02:54 PM
    Thanks. So if I-485 is approved, then all OK.

    What happens when there is a problem with I-485: Denial or NOID ?
    If denial, and in US, MTR can be filed and if MTR accepted, the period (from Denial) is considered as legal stay (even if not maintaining H1b status).
    But if denial, and outside US, you can NOT enter on AP. Correct ? Here only option to enter US is H1b ? Can MTR be filed ?





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  • Max
    04-22 05:35 PM
    My previuos company had filed two 140. One based on old labor process and the new one on PERM. New one got approved and my 485/EAD/ AP was filed based on approved 140. After 180 days I joined new company using my EAD and AC21. My previous company then withdrew my old 140 (which was still pending). My new 140 is still approved. USCIS denied my and my family's 485 based on withdrawl of old pending 140.
    What are my options to fix this mess?
    I am distraught. Please help me urgently and any suggestions would be welcome...



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  • MetteBB
    05-11 02:36 AM
    Titles are completely unreadable.
    Well all they say is Danmark... a country. Its not really the most important thing... but ok. I will try and change them

    :smirk:

    However it would also be nice to get some comments on the stamps themselves...


    /mette


    Oh bugger... I see that I flattened the layers so I cant even go in and edit the stamps now. Ah well it was fun doing them (even if no one likes them)





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  • glores1970
    08-12 11:51 PM
    1. What is the exact filing fee ? The latest I-131 instructions have this note -

    NOTE: If you filed a Form I-485, Application to RegisterPermanent Residence or Adjust Status, as of July 30, 2007,no fee is required to also file a request for advance paroleon Form I-131. You may file the I-131 concurrently withyour I-485, or you may submit the I-131 at a later date. Ifyou file Form I-131 separately, you must also submit acopy of your Form I-797C, Notice of Action, receipt asevidence of the filing of an I-485 as of July 30, 2007.

    My PD was current in July, and my application reached USCIS on July 2. Does this note mean I dont have to pay any fees for AP ?

    2. How do I connect a new AP application to a filed 485 application ? I dont have receipt for the 485 application yet - it reached on July 2, 2007.

    3. What do I fill in part 7 ? It has the following questions -
    1. If the person intended to receive an advance parole document is outside the United States, provide the location (city and country) of the American embassy or consulate or the DHS overseas office that you want us to notify.

    2. If the travel document will be delivered to an overseas office, where should the notice to pick up the document be sent:



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  • bearstory
    07-07 03:47 PM
    Hi,
    I looked at the list of civil surgeons that approved by USCIS. I called some of them and everyone told me differently in pricing. The basic I693 test would cost around $$220, and if i need vaccines, It would be an addition cost. Like some said the MMR vaccine would cost $120, the other said $50
    Lot of them said the cost for chicken pox vaccins is around $120 ( I dont have insurance). My parent is not really sure if I ever have chicken pox or not so incase I need one, DO you know where to get those shots cheaper? Thank you for your time!





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  • willIWill
    05-17 04:57 PM
    I would like to take a quick poll to find number of people who have filed their 485 when they were single and got married later.

    The idea is to get a rough number or percentage of people stuck in this boat in the IV community. This would help to start a proposal for a small fix (either admin or legislative) to be passed on to be included as an item in IV's agenda. Believe there are many families stuck in the EB2 of retrogressed countries and many more in all of Eb3 categories who can benefit from a such an initiative.

    Here are the options in the Poll:

    1. Married; I-485 Filed for everyone in the family at the same time.

    2. Married; I-485 filed separately for spouse/ dependent at a later date.

    3. Married; yet to file I-485 for spouse/ dependent.

    4. Single; yet to get married but filed for 485.



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  • fromnaija
    03-11 12:49 PM
    Nothing else has changed since i took up this position, same title, salary, location etc.,


    Position, title, location and job description are the important variables as far as PERM is concerned. It is your manager's circumstance that changed and not your job situation, so your PERM should not be affected.





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  • ed61115
    November 8th, 2004, 09:02 PM
    Nikon Coolpix 5700 lens question-
    Retired guy needs advice. I bought Raynox Digital DCR-5000 0.5x Super Wide Angle lens from Abe's of Maine for $99.- but with NO threaded front element for a UV filter.
    And I bought a Vision Optics Titanium 0.48 Wide Angle with Macro from www.mydigitalgear.com (http://www.mydigitalgear.com) also for $99. and it has a threaded front element for a UV filter.
    Has anyone had experience with these? Or am I better with the Nikon Lens for $150.? I appreciate advice. Thanks. ed61115@gmail.com



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  • Mechanicsburg_Joe
    10-15 08:32 AM
    I am from PA. I am a June filer. My wife who is a primary applicant, got EAD for her and our son in the first week of Aug(after finger printing). I did not get my EAD so far. I had been to Philadelphia after getting INFOPASS appointment last week. Nothing happened there, just waste of time! It seems that there are no rules/ regulations in this system. Many of my friends got their EAD before FP. One of my friends got his GC without I-140 approval. The whole GC system is in big mess.





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  • martinvisalaw
    06-05 05:13 PM
    SEE MY ANSWERS BELOW IN CAPS.

    1. If my father applies for GC for me under F2B can it be converted to F1 when he becomes citizen?

    YES

    if so, will the priority date be same or it will be new once converted to F1 category.

    IT WILL STAY THE SAME.

    2. Can I apply for both family based and employment based in parallel?

    YES, THIS IS COMMON.

    if it is not possible which path should I select? Will the employment based GC will be faster of family based?

    FAMILY-BASED AS THE UNMARRIED CHILD OF A US CITIZEN IS PROBABLY FASTER, ASSUMING YOU ARE FROM INDIA.



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  • jonty_11
    12-04 02:06 PM
    INteresting news on Times
    http://infotech.indiatimes.com/News/H1-B_visas_A_booster_coming/articleshow/3791756.cms

    Should we contact her for GC backlogs also....IV core can comment!!





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  • redgreen
    06-06 02:26 PM
    huge number of eb3 -eb2 porting is what one can see in this latest data!



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  • mk26
    07-14 08:26 AM
    I have approved I-140 with PD MAY07 awaiting date to be current to file I485, now my company is moving to a new address,

    Can anyone please tell me what will be the impact on my GC process and what I need to do? Appreciate your help on this.





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  • kv_ajay
    10-19 12:06 PM
    Thanks for the quick reply!



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  • ak_2006
    05-10 01:22 PM
    Demand Data Used in the Determination of Employment Preference Cut-Off Dates


    http://www.travel.state.gov/pdf/EmploymentDemandUsedForCutOffDates.pdf


    India EB2 Reduced from 13,300 to 10,425 i.e. 2875 allocated for only EB2 I.
    China EB2 Reduced from 3,900 to 3,675 i.e 225 allocated for only EB2 C.





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  • uimv
    05-27 01:21 PM
    Hello,

    If PD is current, are there disadvantages of being outside US (on AP) ?

    Thank You.





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  • webm
    08-24 10:09 PM
    Guys,

    Has anyone experienced this?

    EB3-I
    PD - Nov. 2005
    EAD/AP RD - July 11th, 2008
    EAD/AP Notice Date - July 18th, 2008
    EAD/AP approved - Aug. 18th, 2008

    I just received EADs for me and my spouse and the validity is only 1 year! Aren't we (people whose PDs are retrogressed) supposed to receive EADs with 2 years validity?

    Did you filed 140 & 485 concurrently?? this is also one of the uscis check that you shouldn't filed be concurrently...

    Gurus,Correct me if i am wrong..





    vnsriv
    03-25 02:18 PM
    Please search the forum. There are a number of similar threads. Keep searching USCIS site for a further update. Relax , pray and dream
    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/caseStatusSearchDisplay.do;jsessionid=bacIwZicgcUB c-Vja4Apr





    nrmarrivada9
    03-30 12:03 PM
    I was issued a new I-94 when my status changed to H1 and another one when i transferred my H1 to another employer. Will that be good enough or should I get in to the country with new I 94.

    Thanks much for your advise.



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